Top Five Favorite things about living in Canada 1. Women can show their face 2. Free health care 3. Mountains 4. Not being able to skate half the year 5. Being able to get food really easily "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead" - Charles Bukowski

Top Five Weirdest Things you can Juggle 1. Balls 2. Slime Tunnels 3. Weirdos 4. Meat Chunks 5. I don't know what it is, but it stinks, and it's probably not a good idea to be touching it.	Top Five Halloween Costumes you and Carly have worn 1. Hal Johnson & Joanne Mcleod 2. Drunk 3. Old People 4. Cats 5. Human Centipede
Top Five Ways to Describe your skating 1. Mizous, 360s, abstracts, and heel rolls 2. A really bad dancer on rollerblades 3. A mass of confused energy on rollerblades 4. A 29 yr. old man on rollerblades 5. more mizous and 360s	Top Five Motivations to Blade 1. Filming for anything with Joey McGarry 2. Coffee 3. Dallas Kurtz 4. Drip Drop 5. The Sun
Top Five All-Time Video Sections 1. Dustin Latimer - "Words" 2. Charles Dunkle - "Face the Music" 3. Oli Short - "Face the Music" 4. Mike Lilly - "Road to Nowhere" 5. Dominic Sagona - "Sell your Soul to Roll"	Top Five Most Valuable Items you Own 1. My Condo 2. My woman 3. My sh#tty '98 Honda Civic 4. My Cats (Tonky Buns & Barry Cute) 5. My Coffee maker
Top Five All-Time Best Quotes 1. "Culture is not your friend" - Terrance McKenna 2. "How embarrassing to be human" - Kurt Vonnegut 3. "No sense makes sense" - Charles Manson 4. "It's just a ride" - Bill Hicks 5. "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead" - Charles Bukowski	Top Five Most Most Memorable skate Moments 1. Screaming at the top of my lungs in the hospital when I dislocated my shoulder 2. Landing the GM place double set 3. "Mushroom Blading" - then rolling around downtown Vancouver after Canada won the Olympic Gold Medal. Giving everyone high fives. 4. Flying to Toronto, getting off the plane, and doing a half backflip onto my head. 5. Bombing hills drunk with Dayna and Joey late at night and getting pulled over by the cops.